Monday, April 23, 2012

I think it's about time for a new entry

Hi there.  So how do spend a rainy cold Monday morning before you head out to take your fitness class? By writing a new entry in which is 3 days late that's how.  Lots to talk about so lets started.
First off the I'm proud to announce the sequel to the Morning Club Christmas Carol, 11 years after we made the original.  Sorry, Pete did not lose another bet to Rick Davidson.  It was suggested last Christmas that we re-do the original.  Since I wrote the it, I thought a sequel would be better.  We'll also be doing one of those, "VH1 goes behind the Music of The Morning Club Christmas Carol" type shows which I think will be really funny.  The working title is, "The Morning Club Christmas Carol in 3-D."
Phantoms season is over and what started out with such great promise and optimism, ended up like the other two seasons.  No play-offs.  Glens Falls is so desperate for play-off hockey.  The Wings spoiled us for so long.  The Phantoms have one more year before they head to Allentown PA and they better work hard to convince the fans here that it will be worth coming to games.  I'm not seeing a potential Calder Cup winner headed our way.
I love golfer Carl Pettersson who credited beer and ice cream for his improved performance.  He tried the healthier lifestyle of working out, counting calories and other things like that.  Moderation is the key to everything.  It's O.K. to enjoy the occasional fast food meal, candy bar, adult beverage or treat.  The problem is eating the stuff everyday which do to convenience and other factors like people not liking to cook has added to the obesity epidemic along with the the lazy lifestyle we seem to lead as well.
Here's what makes the NHL play-offs better than the NBA play-offs.  The 16 teams who make the NHL play-offs have a better shot at winning the whole thing than the 16 teams in the NBA play-offs do.  A hot goaltender can change the dynamics of a series.  Look at Braydon Holtby and Craig Anderson.  Were the Kings that much better than the Canucks?  Jonathan Quick outplayed the Canucks duo in net.  The Penguins/Flyers series was just plain strange.
If the Rangers lose to the Senators, I'm gonna start rooting for the Panthers only cause Kevin Dineen is their head coach.
After this season before he has to deal with Don Fehr destroying another sport with Collective Bargaining Agreement talks, NHL commish Gary Bettman should fire Brendan Shanahan as its so called, "Dean of Discipline."  I won't go into my feelings towards that intellectually challenged dumb a--.  
Sorry to hear that the Lingerie Football League is going on hiatus.  Cloutier is devastated.  He needs a hug REAL BAD.
So last week the exterminator comes to my home and sprays the outside of the place.  He asks if I was having problems inside.  No I reply.  Well a day later there were ants in my bathroom around the tub and shower fixtures of all places!
Garden update for you.  It took six weeks, but one of the Bhut Jolokia a.k.a, "The Ghost Chile"  pepper seeds finally sprouted!  Tomato, eggplant, pepper, parsley and basil seedlings looking good.  I had hoped to start lettuce seeds on the patio, but the weather changed my plans and I did get the delivery of the patio blueberry bush I ordered so that's good to go.
Kim Kardashian's rebound guy from her divorce is Kanye West?  Kris Humphries must be really devastated over that one.  You get dumped for that nut case?  Wait a minute, they're perfect for each other.  What would be really funny if Kanye found out that Kimmy's BFF was Taylor Swift.
Eli Manning is hosting Saturday Night Live in two weeks May 5th. You're kidding right?  You're not.
Jet DB Antonio Cromartie and his wife had another child.  Congratulations.  If you've lost count, that's now 10 kids from 8 different women living in 6 states for Mr.Cromartie.  I think the Jets should offer their DB a contract incentive to have a vasectomy to help pay for all the child support or have that new back up quarterback they acquired from the Broncos named Tim Tebow council him on the values of abstinence.  One of the condom companies should hire him as spokesman.
You know you're getting old when you see the prom pictures of your friends kids who you've known since birth.
Saturday night got the call from Bejing China where the parents are on vacation.  12 hour time difference so it was Sunday morning for them.  Don't forget my souvenir. Little hint dad and mom. Personal Electronic Device like a tablet or one of those kindle things that you can read books on.
Finally, heading to the dentist Thursday morning for round two of fixing my mouth.  This one will be much more painful since I will be awake for this bout and getting a cleaning which I'm dreading.  Still haven't golfed yet...Leccese out.







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