Upset Specials and its, "Hammer Time!"

Hi There. We'll get to the upset specials in a second, but first we know the Bay Area is a little strange but what's truly going on there?
First there's Michael Crabtree who finally realized that holding out and blowing a big first round draft choice paycheck is not the smart thing to do. Mr.Crabtree was insulted because he felt he was worth more than the Raiders first pick Darius Heywood-Bey. He finally got a deal done with the 49ers and who helped in brokering the deal? MC Hammer! I can just see it now, Hammer explains deferred money to Michael and says, "Can't touch this." The other strange thing coming out of San Fransisco this week happened at Harding Park, a beautiful municipal golf course where they are playing the Presidents Cup. Michael Jordan is one of the honorary captains. He was seen walking the course, smoking a cigar. Since it is a public place, technically its illegal to light up there and some of the idiot PC police were actually thinking of charging him with a crime. Look there's a lot worse that goes on at a golf course, and my friends are guilty of this. Loading up a cooler with cheap beer that Dubray drinks, sticking in the golf cart and playing a round while getting a buzz on.
This weeks sign of the apocalypse. Michael Vick is getting a reality TV show.
The pickings must have been real slim when President Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize. Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and that ultimate fascist Michael Savage will have a field day over this choice.
From the home office in Pottersville, New York enough with David Letterman and his private life.
If there is only one good reason to see the movie, "Couples Retreat" its because Peter Billingsley directed it. Who is Peter Billingsley you ask? It's Ralphie from "A Christmas Story."
Alright now on to some football. Some great high school games this weekend that have play-off implications. Cambridge and Hoosick Falls, Glens Falls and Queensbury, Saratoga and Ballston Spa. Now for the upset specials, we'll start with the pros. There are some brutal games this week but we have to pick one and here we go. Take the Bengals over the Ravens. Yeah you heard right the Bengals over the Ravens. Now for the college. Once again not a lot out there that catches my attention but I'll throw my dart (its not always poison) at the UConn Huskies to beat the Pitt Panthers on the road at the ketchup stand (a.k.a Heinz Field). Enjoy the weekend...Leccese out.