Friday, December 23, 2011

I've been named a national spokesman and Christmas Wishes from the Greenhouse Effect

Hi there and from all of the staff at The Greenhouse Effect to all  my friends and loyal readers, nothing but the best for your Christmas, Kwanzaa or Hanukkah celebrations.  I'll have another edition that involve new years resolutions next week.
First upset specials.   A perfect 2 for 2 last week with the Colts and Seahawks coming up in the "W" column.  A couple of bowl predictions.  NC State in the Belk Bowl, Western Michigan in the Little Caesar's Bowl and the Golden Domers over Florida State in the Champs Sports Bowl.  Now for another pair of pro upset specials.  Take the Bills at home over the Broncos and Tim Tebow, and your second is the Vikes on the road over the Redskins in DC.
Yes indeed its true, I've be named the national spokesman for a serious problem that occurs during the holidays.  We all know about injuries and the rare fatality that occurs putting up the Christmas tree or elaborate outdoor light displays.  I'm hear as National spokesman to preach the importance of safe Skyping.  That's right injuries that can happen by video conferencing during the holidays.  After injuring my lower back Skyping last Christmas, I was chosen to protect and warn those who intend to Skype the holidays the importance of sitting comfortably and relaxed so visits to the hospital emergency room or chiropractor won't take place.  So make sure you have plenty of leg room, a comfortable chair or floor to sit in or on, and be properly hydrated with an appropriate beverage while celebrating the holidays in front of your video camera hooked up to or already in your laptop.  It could save a life, mainly yours.
Other things.  The Packers losing to the Chiefs. Nobody and I mean nobody saw that one coming.  Even the Chiefs fans had marked that one in the loss column.
Shawn Marion of the Dallas Mavericks wants to be referred to as, "World Champion."  I prefer one of the scrubs who play with Dirk Nowitzki and Jason Kidd.
So you want to own a piece of a sports team?  Here's two options.  Buy a 4 percent share of the Mets for 20 millions dollars, or for the bargain price of only $250.00 plus a $25.00 handling fee, own a share of the Green Bay Packers.  The Packers are  the better investment even though you really don't actually "own" a share of the team.
The other night I'm channel surfing and I see the music video for "All I want for Christmas is You" with Mariah Carey and Justin Bieber.  For a woman in her early 40's who had twins, she lost that baby weight gain really well and looks phenomenal.  Justin Bieber is only just 17 and some of the flirting that takes place in the video...well female teachers have been arrested for doing less with a male student.
Next week, fill in work for the Morning Club.  Enjoy your holiday and remember to always practice safe Skyping...Leccese out.

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